Republic of Shalampax
An Inane Island in an Insane World

Coat of Arms

Coat of Arms

The Republic of Shalampax has a Coat of Arms because we looked around and saw that every other nation and many states, provinces, cities and even a few not especially important families have coats of arms, so why not us? What are we, chopped liver? OK, we didn't actually ask, "what are we, chicken chopped liver," in precisely those words. In a land where coconuts and fish are the only native foods, we hadn't heard of chicken chopped liver until a few days ago, but you get the point.

The Coat of Arms of the Republic of Shalampax is the product of large dollops of thought, art, effort, time and money, not to mention dangerous quantities of beer. Click on the links below to learn about the deeper meanings of its constituent elements.

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