One of the great gifts that Shalampax has given to the world is its tradition
of rich, spiritual
religions, with an emphasis on rich. If today's focus on material wealth
leaves you cold; if traditional religions leave you skeptical and burdened
with many unanswered questions; if you feel a deep hunger to unlock the secrets of
life's eternal, profound questions, you'll probably find what you seek
in one of our
religions. If not, for a very reasonable fee, we'd be happy to create a
new one just for you.
Click the links below for more information on just a few of our hundreds
religions that are worshipped and adored by millions of people and that
are the subject of thousands of massive police investigations around the
There is considerable not particularly erudite debate among people with
way too much time on their hands as to whether the creeds listed above
and others promoted by Shalampaxians (with the exception, of course, of
Paahlmism, which is the one true religion)
should be considered to be religions or cults. We believe that the
question is unanswerable. After all, a cult is merely a religion that
gained widespread acceptance. Thus, even if it is currently considered
by many to be a cult, by joining one of the faiths promoted here you
will be helping to convert it from a cult to a religion. Think of it as
your good deed for the day.
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