Republic of Shalampax
An Inane Island in an Insane World

Cults Religions

One of the great gifts that Shalampax has given to the world is its tradition of rich, spiritual cults religions, with an emphasis on rich. If today's focus on material wealth leaves you cold; if traditional religions leave you skeptical and burdened with many unanswered questions; if you feel a deep hunger to unlock the secrets of life's eternal, profound questions, you'll probably find what you seek in one of our cults religions. If not, for a very reasonable fee, we'd be happy to create a new one just for you.

Click the links below for more information on just a few of our hundreds of cults religions, cults religions that are worshipped and adored by millions of people and that are the subject of thousands of massive police investigations around the world.

Cults Religions

Note: There is considerable not particularly erudite debate among people with way too much time on their hands as to whether the creeds listed above and others promoted by Shalampaxians (with the exception, of course, of Paahlmism, which is the one true religion) should be considered to be religions or cults. We believe that the question is unanswerable. After all, a cult is merely a religion that hasn't yet gained widespread acceptance. Thus, even if it is currently considered by many to be a cult, by joining one of the faiths promoted here you will be helping to convert it from a cult to a religion. Think of it as your good deed for the day.

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