Shalampax Souvenir Store
We won't let you visit Shalampax, but that doesn't mean that you can't
buy some cool souvenirs (aka trinkets & trash). Imagine how envious
your friends, neighbors, relatives, colleagues and general hangers on will
be when they spot you wearing merchandise from this exotic spot that is
seemingly (and actually; don't even try) impossible to visit. Shirts, sweatshirts,
postcards, magnets and more they're all here in the Shalampax store.
Or rather the Shalampax stores
. There are two — one with products carrying a design based on our flag,
the other with a design based on our Coat of Arms.
Why two stores rather than one? Because we're cheap bastards. The company
that we're using to set up our stores wants to charge us for a store that
offers multiple designs for each product, but a single-design store is
free. Like we said, we're cheap bastards.
Click here to visit the Coat of Arms Shop
Click here to visit the Flag Shop
(Identical postcards with the most appealing picture of Shalampax possible
are available in both stores.)
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