Republic of Shalampax
An Inane Island in an Insane World

Shalampax Souvenir Store

We won't let you visit Shalampax, but that doesn't mean that you can't buy some cool souvenirs (aka trinkets & trash). Imagine how envious your friends, neighbors, relatives, colleagues and general hangers on will be when they spot you wearing merchandise from this exotic spot that is seemingly (and actually; don't even try) impossible to visit. Shirts, sweatshirts, postcards, magnets and more ­ they're all here in the Shalampax store. Or rather the Shalampax stores. There are two one with products carrying a design based on our flag, the other with a design based on our Coat of Arms.

Why two stores rather than one? Because we're cheap bastards. The company that we're using to set up our stores wants to charge us for a store that offers multiple designs for each product, but a single-design store is free. Like we said, we're cheap bastards.

Click here to visit the Coat of Arms Shop.

Click here to visit the Flag Shop.

(Identical postcards with the most appealing picture of Shalampax possible are available in both stores.)

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