Shalampax is a tax-free haven. There are no sales taxes. There are no
income taxes. There are no business taxes. There are no property taxes.
There are no taxes. Period.
is not terribly surprising. We are an exceptionally small island in
both size and population. Hence, there is little need for major
infrastructure and there is not much for the government to do. Besides,
the members of our government and, even more so, our uncivil servants
are far too lazy to do anything even if there was anything for them to
On those occasions when the government does
need money, such as when they need to pay themselves or their uncivil
servants, a member of the government is randomly selected. That person
receives the temporary title of Funds Facilitator. The Funds
Facilitator walks up and down the hallways of Shalampax's building.
When he or she crosses paths with another Shalampaxian, the Funds
Facilitator points to the ceiling and says in an excited voice, "will you look at that!
When the citizen looks up, the Funds Facilitator picks the citizen's
pocket. It's a revolutionary approach to government funding, but it
works for us.
You might think that, being such a remarkable tax
haven, every rich person and business tycoon in the world would be
clambering to move here. You would be almost right about that. Everyone
who knows about us wants to move here to eliminate their tax bills, but
we do our best to not let people know about us. We hate outsiders. In
fact, our government's biggest expenditure is for buying large, strong
sticks that they use to beat off the few outsider rich people and
business tycoons who have heard about us.
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